i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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