For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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