So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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