Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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