she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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