am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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