so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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