did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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