Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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