I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There r osticjed everywhere
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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