I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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