Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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