what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
