Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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