Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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