I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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