so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
