I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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