thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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