He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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