Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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