i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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