oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We have started to decorate penises.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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