His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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