I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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