Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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