I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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