She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
