The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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