He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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