Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just found a bag of teeth...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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