hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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