cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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