it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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