just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I have post one night stand depression
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