even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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