I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Your cock deserves a montage
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
