jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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