so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
This house was built for laser tag.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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