hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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