i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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