I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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