Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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