if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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