thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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