Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
