Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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