If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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