I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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