@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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